There is a little patch of road between Spartanburg and Greenville. This little road is called Interstate 85. It is a nice, asphalt, three lane road! There is a 2 to 3 degree bank in some areas. It is one great piece of taxpayers work. The trees and billboards give off a nice decorative look on the journey. Today,on mile marker 62, two squirrels were throwing dice and the darker one was winning big. How could I have possibly seen these squirrels you ask? Thanks to a golden, Ford Windstar SC licence plate 157 ETB I could not miss them. This woman crossed from the far right hand lane into the far left hand lane right in front of me. At this point I have no complaints whatsoever. I have done this many times myself. It was when she slowed to a 55mph crawl is when I got miffed. I was going much faster than that, so I had to slow way down! You have read the description of the vehicle. It was not silver, and it did not have a blue light bar on top of it either. HEY LADY, YOU ARE NOT A STATE TROOPER, move the h3ll over. You were not put on this earth to hold up ten other people and myself. You were in your own little world oblivious to the fact that you are an inconsiderate ****tard!
In my great state of SC we have many roads. All of said roads have speed limits. Also in my great state we have law enforcement that patrol the roads to enforce the speed limits. Interstate 85 has a speed limit too. The speed limit on I-85 is 60MPH. It is my job not to get caught speeding. It is the troopers job, among many others, to catch me. The other two lanes on I-85 are for you lady! Look people, I just don't fly off the handle at the drop of a hat. I give everyone plenty of time to work their way into the middle lane. Everyone should know how to use a mirror, and when to be considerate. GET3 drives a gold Pontiac Grand Prix GT, SC plate *** *** <--(I ain't stupid my brother-in-law is a tropper) get out of my way. Let the great troopers of this state do their job. I was just short of bump drafting you this afternoon! I was two seconds away from paying my insurance deductible. Lady, you almost became one of those traffic reports we hear on the radio! (who said blogging won't cure stress? Thx to all for let'n me vent!)
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Glad you didn't pay your deductable. I wouldn't work your wreck!!!!!!!!I'm too busy holding up traffic going the speed limit.
Trooper-in-law, this is why I ask your wife your work schedule! I make certain that I'm off all roads when you are on duty. Thanks Giving dinners just wouldn't be as much fun when you start out the story "Remember when I pulled you over..." Stay safe and we'll see ya later.
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